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06/04/2004: "Gespräch zwischen Condolezza Rice und George W. Bush"

Oval Office, the white house, washington USA.

Condoleezza Rice and George W. Bush are just coming in.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What´s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the leader of China.
George: That´s what I want to know.
Condi: That´s what I´m telling you.
George: That´s what I´m asking you. Who´s the leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of china.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman.
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya´ asking me for?
Condi: I´m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That´s the man´s name.
George: That´s who´s name?
Condi: yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That´s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George. Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the leader of China. Get me the Secritary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don´t want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk. And then give me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir, the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good Idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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